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- Masr um el dunya... and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You'll see, baba. Inshallah.
- Everyone's suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don't draw attention to yourself. It'll all die down - maybe. Just don't ask how..
- Austin Powers is classic cinema.
- Ramy, habibi, it's Mom. Why don't you call back? You don't text, you don't answer, you don't even check this voicemail... astaghfirullah... call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
- Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
- can we just pray together?
- ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya hbb? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven't seen u since we were 8!! a5bar new york eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i'll be there - whatsapp me habibi.
- Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it's a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
- The whole village cries.
- Maktoub.
- the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water - you ever feel that? like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
- Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you'll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn - bro, close the MacBook. No porn.
- He told you about little Omar. stop acting like you didn't know. now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it's haraam. you're just - haraam.
- Ramy, Ramy, Ramy, Harami.
- You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself - why don't you do something for someone else? Help Steve.
- You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
- yes. mexicans can go to heaven.
- You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called "Snack Swipe." Never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle - let him teach you how to be a real man.
- Are you watching horse porn?
- So let me get this straight- you don't do drugs, but you'll have sex with women you're not married to...? That's not nuanced, you're a hypocrite.
- Praying. Be back soon.
- You know why you're so confused all the time? You don't wash between your toes. It's that simple.
- Emotional labor.
- The prayer mat is not for sale.
- Ramy gets into a sticky situation after his bachelor party with the crew goes wrong.