How Many Episodes Of "Clone High" Have You Seen?
(2002-2003)
The greatest minds of the world have been cloned, and are now attending high school together.
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1.Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand (2002)At JFK's kegger, Abe Lincoln tries to win Cleopatra's heart, Gandhi gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer, and Principal Scudworth gets beaten up for saying the phrase "raise the roof."
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2.Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo (2002)Abe and JFK campaign against each other in the school presidential elections, which, as you might expect, leads to Marilyn Manson singing about the food pyramid.
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3.A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder (2002)When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, America's most famous A.D.D. victim, Tom Green, teaches the school that you can't get the disease from toilet seats.
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4.Film Fest: Tears of a Clone (2002)At the Clone High Film Festival, Abe pours his heart into a movie about a football-playing giraffe, George Washington Carver and Gandhi make a mixed-race action comedy called Black and Tan, and Joan of Arc directs a bizarre, avant-garde film that only Sigmund Freud understands.
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5.Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening (2002)Clone High tackles the hard-hitting issue of Sleepy Driving when Abe and JFK square off in a drag race for Cleo's love, and Mr. Butlertron gets into a Battle Bots-style fight with a cocksure test-grading machine.
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6.Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc (2002)The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow girls or animals to play, so Joan of Arc takes a cue from her historic counterpart and disguises herself as a boy by putting on a comically large mustache.
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7.Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations (2002)MTV's casting department demonstrates their mastery in being able to attract guest stars of the highest caliber in this episode, as Ashley Angel from O-Town visits Clone High and wins Cleo's heart. Meanwhile, Principal Scudworth chases a rascally skunk whose catch phrase is "Try and catch me, bitch!"
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8.Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts (2002)Jack Black guest stars in a trippy rock opera episode where the students get high from smoking raisins, and Gandhi has a bad trip where he is eaten by a live-action cat and encounters a two-headed Olsen Twins monster.
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9.A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm (2003)Abe is stuck in the middle of a Civil War between Joan and Cleo when they are forced to move in together. And by "Civil War" I mean "girl fight" and by "move in together" I mean "roll around ripping each other's clothes off."
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10.Litter Kills: Litterally (2003)JFK's best friend Ponce de Leon is the coolest guy in school, and since he loves to litter the rest of the students begin to follow his example, until the litter kills him and JFK must live with the sorrow of losing his best friend.
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11.Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode (2003)Joan of Arc learns what inclusive, non-religious holidays are all about.
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12.Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (2003)Abe tries to decide whether he will ask Joan or Cleo to prom, and JFK makes Gandhi over into GFK to help him find a date to dry hump at prom.
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13.Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Season Finale (2003)In the shocking prom night conclusion to the season, one of the clones loses their virginity, and guest star John Stamos selflessly sacrifices his own life to save the students.