The Fable of the Low Down Expert on the Subject of Babies
Once there was a Mean Man who became weary of the Feverish Chatter of young parents bragging about their offspring. He delved into all well-known works on the subject of Brats, and when he f... Read allOnce there was a Mean Man who became weary of the Feverish Chatter of young parents bragging about their offspring. He delved into all well-known works on the subject of Brats, and when he finished was all Loaded and Primed for any Cocky Young Parent. By his table of statistics h... Read allOnce there was a Mean Man who became weary of the Feverish Chatter of young parents bragging about their offspring. He delved into all well-known works on the subject of Brats, and when he finished was all Loaded and Primed for any Cocky Young Parent. By his table of statistics he knew at what age the first tooth should be through the gum, and when Izzy-Wizzy should b... Read all