The Fable of the Two Sensational Failures
Mr. and Mrs. Rutherford Wilton told their son, Oliver Cromwell, that he was going to be a great diplomat. As soon as Oliver was planted in college, the parents turned their attention to Eloi... Read allMr. and Mrs. Rutherford Wilton told their son, Oliver Cromwell, that he was going to be a great diplomat. As soon as Oliver was planted in college, the parents turned their attention to Eloise, who had not worked out according to the blueprints. In other words, Eloise was a bloom... Read allMr. and Mrs. Rutherford Wilton told their son, Oliver Cromwell, that he was going to be a great diplomat. As soon as Oliver was planted in college, the parents turned their attention to Eloise, who had not worked out according to the blueprints. In other words, Eloise was a bloomer and a natural drooper. She needed about two more dippings in thick starch. There wasn't... Read all