- Pawnbroker: Go home and play with the gophers. I'm going to close the shop and swallow a box of tacks.
- Western Union Telegram: I. M. Millionbuck, Get to O. U. Phakers Antique Shop at 804 Lemon St. Article marked XX has 10,000. Concealed in it. Signed O. D. Liar
- Harold: Stop rattling your knees. I'll send you so much business you'll have rheumatism in the cash register.
- Pawnbroker: Here's a hundred dollars. Buy yourself a husband and spend the other ninety-nine chasing him.