- Algernon Leary: Between us, Judge, what did these shysters promise you?
- Judge Voris: Are you trying to show contempt of this court?
- Algernon Leary: No, Your Honor, I'm doing my best to hide it.
- Title Card: Milly Hollister, who felt that the Better Babies League should get into politics to beat the milk magnates.
- Milk Magnate #1: Listen, Judge: the milk business is an infant industry and needs protection. If you want it to be major, keep those dames off of us.
- Milk Magnate #2: The worst thing we can turn up about Leary is that he wears red garters.
- Judge Voris: We'll have to provide a little temptation.
- Milk Magnate #3: All fat men have a weakness for the ladies. Suppose our friend, French Kate, calls on Algernon.
- Miss Carraway: I'm planning a costume party for the Better Babies League. We'll dress and act like kiddies. Quite appropriate, don't you think?
- Algernon Leary: I've changed my mind--I'm coming to your children's party. Yes--I'll come in costume. But don't tell Milly. I want to surprise her. I'll play all the games--I'll be the life of the party!