- Inspector McKenzie: Good heavens! In the tobacco! Well, I'll be...
- A.J. Raffles: Yes, I thought that you would be.
- Lord Harry Melrose: I'd drink to your health if I could get some more champagne. Waiter! Nasty stuff. My wife lives on it. All bubbles and froth, no taste.
- Lord Harry Melrose: Well, like a lamb to the slaughter I go.
- Lady Kitty Melrose: Did you say lamb, Harry dear?
- Lord Harry Melrose: Well, mutton, if you like, darling.
- Man at beer stand: Up to the lips, and over the gums, look out stomach, here it comes.
- Ethel Crowley: Mother, do look at your husband.
- Lady Kitty Melrose: My dear, I have been looking at him for the last 30 years.
- Lord Harry Melrose: Yes, we... we'll all protect you, Kitty.
- Lady Kitty Melrose: Not you. You frighten me to death with your bells.
- Lady Kitty Melrose: Mr. Raffles, will you help me upstairs.
- [She turns to Lord Melrose]
- Lady Kitty Melrose: And send me some more brandy up to my room.
- Lady Kitty Melrose: [as she and Raffles walk away and up the stairs] Send me no end of brandy. If I can get enough bandy, I may be able to embellish Mr. Raffles to stay by my side all night. And if he will do that, I don't care how many burglars come. The more, the merrier.
- Lady Kitty Melrose: I depend upon you. I lean upon you.
- A.J. Raffles: Uh, not too heavily, Lady Melrose. Not too heavily.
- Inspector McKenzie: Don't misunderstand me, Mr. Raffles. I have a high opinion of myself. You see, uh... I'm a criminologist... and a Scotsman. Heh. The Scots enjoy feelin' they're cleverer than other people, and they are cleverer. My own cleverness often amazes me.
- A.J. Raffles: There's just one thing that I regret.
- Inspector McKenzie: And what's that?
- A.J. Raffles: That you won't have the amateur cracksman here tonight. What a sight! To see the great McKenzie face to face with him.
- Inspector McKenzie: We'll meet one of these days, Mr. Raffles. I'll catch the amateur cracksman. I'll hook him... and play him... and land him like a fish.
- Gwen: I've come here to help you. I don't care what you are. I don't care what you've been. I love you.
- A.J. Raffles: Are you trying to make an honest man of me?
- Gwen: Mmm hmm. And I shan't love you any less for being that.
- Inspector McKenzie: [Looks into bathroom] This is the bath, eh?
- A.J. Raffles: Yes. Uh, go straight in. I'm not bathing now.