Son of the Gods (1930)

James Eagles: Spud

Quotes 

• Kicker : Hey, I wonder what ails those sopranos, anyway? I crave nourishment.

  Spud : Oh, give a dame a free lipstick and face powder and she'll stretch it into a permanent wave. I bet they stopped to get shaved.

• Kicker : We don't think of Sam as a Chinaman. Why, he's a high class gentleman. You've got to go through with this.

  Mabel : And have him ask us to dance? I'd die!

  Connie : So would I! Are you going to take us home?

  Kicker : Say, who do you think you are? Besides, Sam doesn't look Chinese and nobody here knows him.

  Mabel : Oh, is that so! Well, Connie knows one of the girls who saw us come in with that *yellow* friend of yours. She told us! Sam Lee - huh! - a chink! Oh, I wouldn't let him touch me.

  Spud : Oh, is that so? Well, Alice let him touch her, all right. Everything would have been jake if that yap friend of yours hadn't started a broadcast.