Come Clean (1931)
Oliver Hardy: Ollie
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Quotes
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Ice Cream Attendant : What can I do for you?
Oliver : We'd like a quart of your best ice cream, please.
Ice Cream Attendant : Yes, sir. What flavor?
Oliver : What flavors have you?
Ice Cream Attendant : Strawberry, Pineapple, and Vanilla.
Oliver : [to Stanley] What Flavor do you want?
Stanley : I'll have chocolate.
Ice Cream Attendant : I'm sorry, but we're out of chocolate.
Stanley : Have you any mustachio?
Ice Cream Attendant : No, we're out of mustachio.
Stanley : You're out of mustachio?
Ice Cream Attendant : [angry] Yes!
Stanley : He's out of mustachio.
Oliver : Mm-Hm.
Stanley : What other flavors are you out of?
Ice Cream Attendant : Strawberry... We're out out of Orange, Gooseberry and Chocolate!
Stanley : Alright, I'll have it without Chocolate!
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Mrs. Hardy : Don't lie to me, you big lunk!
Oliver : Don't you call me a lunk.
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Mrs. Hardy : Now you've done it, you big sap!
Oliver : Who's a sap? Don't call me a sap.
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[first lines]
Oliver : Darling, isn't it wonderful to be alone?
Mrs. Hardy : Oh, it certainly is, honey. And what a relief not to be bothered with those Laurels tonight.
Oliver : Now we can have a nice quiet evening. Nothing to mar our happiness.
Mrs. Hardy : Oh, Poppa!
[the Laurels ring the doorbell]
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Mrs. Hardy : Get up from there, you big chump!
Oliver : Don't you call me...
Mrs. Hardy : Don't argue with me! Go get that ice cream.
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Oliver : [repeated line to Stan] Do something to help me!
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Oliver : Get out of my way!
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Oliver : [to the wives] Just a moment. I'll go and get him. Good night. I mean, goodbye. I'll drop you a line. I mean, I'll be right back.
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Mrs. Hardy : What are you doing?
Oliver : Just playing.
Mrs. Hardy : I believe you're going cuckoo! Just because you have the mind of a four year old child, you don't need to display it. Remember, we have company. Come, Mrs. Laurel.
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Mrs. Laurel : Where's Stanley?
Oliver : He's in the bathroom, taking a bath.
Mrs. Laurel : Taking a bath?
Oliver : He said he couldn't wait until it was Saturday.
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Mrs. Laurel : Where's Stanley?
Oliver : Uh, he's out in the hall.
Mrs. Laurel : Stanleeeeeeeeeeey! Stanleeeeeeeeeeey!