Shiver My Timbers (1931)

Matthew 'Stymie' Beard: Stymie

Quotes 

• Pirate : They're scared to death.

  The Sea Captain : [pretending to be cutthroats outside the cabin where the Gang are hiding]  Cook, I think you'd better roast one of them for dinner.

  Pirate : Aye Aye, Captain.

  Wheezer : Gee, they're gonna cook us.

  Pirate : Which one, uh, shall I roast, Captain?

  The Sea Captain : One with lots of dark meat on 'im.

  Stymie : Dark meat... uh oh.

• Stymie : [the sea captain has been talking about sailing around the pole]  Is that where the cats come from?

  The Sea Captain : What cats?

  Stymie : The polecats!... We had a polecat under our house once, and boy did we take a trip.

  Wheezer : Oh, you vacated, huh?

  Stymie : Vacated nuthin', we fumigated!

• Stymie : I'm tired of this old captain. Will I tell him something.

  The Sea Captain : What was you gonna tell me?

  Stymie : I was gonna tell you you're the nicest man I ever met.

  The Sea Captain : I'm bad. My heart is bad. My feet is bad. I'm bad all over!

  Stymie : My oh my that man is bad. Oh Mr. Captain, we kinda lost out taste for being pirates.

  The Sea Captain : Oh ho! So you're going to be the one to back out first.

  Stymie : I kinda figured we be going out feet first.