Scram! (1932)

Richard Cramer: Judge Beaumont

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• Judge : You're charged with vagrancy. Are you guilty or not guilty?

  Oliver : Not guilty, Your Highness.

  Judge : On what grounds?

  Stanley Laurel : We weren't on the grounds - we were sleeping on a park bench.

• Judge : If the jail wasn't full, I'd give you both 180 days. In as much as the jail is full, I'm going to give you both just one hour.

  Oliver : Thank you, sir.

  Judge : To get out of town! And never let me set eyes on you again. Case dismissed.

  Stanley Laurel : Does that mean we can go back and sleep on the park bench?

  Judge : Scram! Or I'll build a jail for you.

• Judge : Next case.

  Court Recorder : Laurel & Hardy.