- Professor Quail: Hey! Where am I?
- Woman: Wu-Hu.
- Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?
- Hotel Manager: WU-HU!
- [Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel]
- Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you!
- Peggy: Won't you join me in a glass of wine?
- Professor Quail: You get in first, and if there's room enough I'll join you.
- [Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat]
- Peggy: I wonder what their parents were.
- Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.
- Hotel Manager: I'm the manager of this hotel.
- Professor Quail: I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.
- [Professor Quail enters during Rudy Vallee's song]
- Professor Quail: How long's this dogfight been going on?
- Nurse Allen: [on phone] No, the doctor isn't in just now. Oh, he won't be back for a long, long time. He went out on one of those eternity cases.
- Hotel Manager: D'yknow, you're very smart.
- Nurse Allen: Yes, I know.
- Hotel Manager: To what do you attribute your smartness?
- Nurse Allen: Uh, three things.
- Hotel Manager: Three things, hmmm.
- Nurse Allen: First, my very good memory, and the other two things... um, uh, I forgot.
- Dr. Burns: Look, let me talk to her. What the manager would like to know is, did you ever go to school?
- Nurse Allen: Oh, yes, I did.
- Dr. Burns: Well, what school did you go to?
- Nurse Allen: I'm not allowed to tell.
- Dr. Burns: You're not allowed to tell?
- Nurse Allen: The school pays me $25.- a week not to tell.
- Peggy: You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
- Tommy Nash: No; I'm afraid of what might happen in it!
- Nurse Allen: I had a wire from my sister today. She had a brand-new little baby. She's married, you know.
- Dr. Burns: Is it a little girl or a boy?
- Nurse Allen: I don't know, and I'm dyin' to find out if I'm an uncle or an aunt.