The Stranger's Return (1933)
Stuart Erwin: Simon Bates
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Simon Bates : Now would be a good time to take a big drink of that corn. If there's anything Grandpa and I hate, it's women that go squealin' and faintin'. Take three or four drinks. You may have some cussin' to do and you have to drink the weak stuff off the top before you get down to the cussin'.
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Grandpa Storr : Women again?
Simon Bates : I'm dyin'! But, I don't care.
Grandpa Storr : You keep up that shameless life of lechery and corn whisky, you really will be dyin'.
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Grandpa Storr : She's likely to be pretty. If I see you lookin' her way, twice, I'll blow your head off the next minute.
Simon Bates : I know that.
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Simon Bates : Cows all over our cornfields and hoofs all over our corns. If you can't dance, why do you come here?
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Simon Bates : Of course, if you'd rather be choked, it wouldn't be much trouble.
Bates' dance floor date : Ah, but I don't wanna be choked.
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Simon Bates : Tell him the story about the Turk and his harem.
Bates' dance floor date : Why?
Simon Bates : [to Guy] That'll give you an idea.
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Simon Bates : Hey, you're goin' loopy, if you ask me.
Grandpa Storr : Well, nobody ain't asked you.
