- Harold Hobbs: What are you doing?
- Claude - Harold's Brother-in-Law: Trimming me toenails.
- Harold Hobbs: Is that my razor?
- Claude - Harold's Brother-in-Law: You don't mind, do you?
- Claude - Harold's Brother-in-Law: Would you mind leaving out another quart? There's a fella come to see me and he might give me a job.
- Harold Hobbs: You've used six quarts already and you didn't get a job.
- Claude - Harold's Brother-in-Law: Well, those fellas didn't show up.
- Two Tens for a Five Gag: Pardon me, have you got two tens for a five?
- Harold Hobbs: Two tens for a five? Yes.
- Two Tens for a Five Gag: Thank you.
- Harold Hobbs: You're welcome.