Twice Two (1933)

Stan Laurel: Mr. Stan Laurel, Mrs. Sandy Hardy

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Quotes 

• Oliver : Baby, how about we go out to dinner?

  Stanley : [butting in]  That's a good idea. Let's go to Foo-Yung's and get some sukiyaki.

  Oliver : "Sukiyaki." Hmph!

• Mrs. Laurel : Where's the ice cream?

  Stanley : They didn't have any.

  Mrs. Laurel : Why didn't you go somewhere else?

  Stanley : Well I spent the fifteen cents calling you up.

  Mrs. Hardy : That's the dumbest thing I ever heard of.

  Mrs. Laurel : You keep out of this.

  Mrs. Hardy : I won't. I won't. I won't. I won't. I won't.

  Mrs. Laurel : [to Stan]  Sit down. "Spent the fifteen cents calling me up." Hmph!

• Stanley : Fanny.

  Mrs. Laurel : What?

  Stanley : Would you go to the kitchen and get the horse's radish?

  Mrs. Laurel : You go get it yourself. "Horse's radish"! Hmph!

• Oliver : Well what did she say?

  Stanley : She told me not to tell you that she's got a surprise for you.

  Oliver : Well don't tell me.

  Stanley : I won't. I can keep a secret.

• Stanley : Ollie said we should go out to dinner to celebrate our university.

• Stanley : Fifteen cents for the strawberry ice cream.

  Soda Jerk : We haven't any.

  [Stan looks dumbfounded for a moment, then looks at the fifteen cents in his hand and goes to use the payphone near the counter] 

  Mrs. Laurel : [at the house, the phone rings]  Hello? Stanley says they haven't any strawberry ice cream.

  Mrs. Hardy : Well, get tutti-fruitty.

  [playfully giggles] 

  Mrs. Laurel : [to Stan]  Well, get tutti-fruitty.

  [playfully giggles] 

• Stanley : Give me tutti-fruitty.

  Soda Jerk : We haven't any!

  Mrs. Laurel : [phone rings]  Oh, there it goes again!

  [answers it] 

  Mrs. Laurel : Hello? Well, get chocolate.

  [hangs up] 

• Stanley : I'll take chocolate.

  Soda Jerk : We haven't any!

  Oliver : [the phone rings again. Mrs. Laurel, having become exasperated at the prospect that her husband is calling yet again to inform her that the additional requested ice cream flavor is unavailable]  I'll get it.

  [stands and answers the phone] 

  Oliver : Hello? Well, get vanilla. Anything!

  [hangs up] 

  Stanley : I'll take vanilla.

  Soda Jerk : We haven't any.

  Stanley : Well, what have you got?

  Soda Jerk : I told you we don't sell ice cream here. Next door.

  [points; Stan mimics his point, dumbfounded again. He shrugs as if to indicate defeat and leaves] 

• Oliver : Who are you talking to?

  Stanley : I was just talking to Fanny.

• Stanley : Is Fanny there?

• Mrs. Laurel : Stanleeeeeeeeey!

  Stanley : What is it dear?

  Mrs. Laurel : Come here!