Wedding Rehearsal (1932)
George Grossmith: Earl of Stokeshire
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Quotes
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Earl of Stokeshire : You understand me, Susan? You must tell the girls, I won't have it!
Countess of Stokeshire : Yes, dear, I'll tell them. But, you know, they really never take any notice of what you say...
Earl of Stokeshire : I know nothing of the sort! As their father and the head of this household, I respectfully submit that -
Countess of Stokeshire : [interrupting] That's what I say, you have to.
Earl of Stokeshire : Have to what?
Countess of Stokeshire : Respectfully submit!
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Ponsonby : The draft of the cable, Lord Stokeshire.
Earl of Stokeshire : Read it out, Ponsonby.
Ponsonby : "The Earl and Countess of Stokeshire request the honor of your presence..."
Earl of Stokeshire : [interrupting] Ridiculous! Cables cost money. Take this down
[counts words on his fingers]
Earl of Stokeshire : "Daughters being married June seventeenth. Expect you, Stokeshire."
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Earl of Stokeshire : Nobody's a nobody who marries a somebody who's anybody! I - I mean, anybody who marries a somebody who - who - who's a nobody - becomes ipse facto... uhh... I mean, at any rate, it's entirely my business!
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Countess of Stokeshire : We were afraid our cable wouldn't catch you!
Harry : Oh, yes, it caught me all right.
Earl of Stokeshire : Weren't you surprised?
Harry : Never so knocked over in all my life!
Lady Rose Mary : But what did you say, Uncle?
Harry : I said, Bl-bless the children, they've bagged a brace of princes or grand-dukes, I'll be bound. Eh, my dears?
Lady Rose Mary : Well, Uncle, they're not exactly...
Lady Mary Rose : Oh, who cares about a title anyhow?
Harry : Mmm. Of course, of course... if you love him, it doesn't matter if he's called Thompson!
Tootles : [clearing throat] As a matter of fact, my name IS Thompson.
Harry : Never worry, my dear boy! I daresay you've done nothing to deserve it!
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Earl of Stokeshire : Didn't your mother tell you anything before you were married?
Countess of Stokeshire : Certainly not, such things were never mentioned in my family. In any case I knew them already.