March of the Wooden Soldiers (1934)

Kewpie Morgan: Old King Cole

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Quotes 

• Old King Cole : [Barnaby flees after it's revealed he was responsible for kidnapping Elmer and framing Tom Tom]  I'll give 50,000 guineas for the capture of that scoundrel, dead or alive.

  Stannie Dum : Dead or alive?

  Old King Cole : Dead or alive!

  Stannie Dum : Can't you make up your mind how you want him?

• Barnaby : You see, child? Such folly. Wasting your affection on a common pignapper.

  Bo-Peep : Let me go, let me go! Tom-Tom is innocent and you know it.

  [hitting Barnaby] 

  Bo-Peep : I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!

  [crying] 

  Ollie Dee : Just a minute, just a minute!

  [as he carries Little Elmer] 

  Crowd : It's Little Elmer!

  Old King Cole : Silence.

  Ollie Dee : Mr. Majesty? Tom-Tom was innocent. We found Little Elmer in Barnaby's cellar!

  [Everyone in Toyland gasps] 

  Townsman : Let's get him!

  [All of Toyland people chasing Barnaby] 

• Old King Cole : Why all the commotion? Have you no reverence for my beauty sleep?

  Chief of Police : Sorry, your majesty. But, we were celebrating the rescue of Tom-Tom and Bo-Peep from Bogeyland, sir.

  Old King Cole : Splendid news! And who had the courage to do this?

  Chief of Police : They did, your majesty!

• Old King Cole : [reads the another scroll]  Whereas: Tom-Tom Piper has been found guilty of Pignapping, he will be immediately banished to Bogeyland.

• Barnaby : Your majesty? What are we waiting for?

  Old King Cole : Oh, yes... Proceed with the dunking!

  [laughing, Dunker comes to them and unlocking the foot stocks] 

  Dunker : Come on... You're first. Come on.

  [Ollie waving to Stannie] 

  Stannie Dum : Ollie?

  Ollie Dee : What?

  Stannie Dum : Here.

  [comes back to Stannie Dum] 

  Stannie Dum : You better give me your watch. I'll hold it for you until you come out.

  [Ollie takes the watch from his pocket and give it to Stannie] 

  Ollie Dee : Thanks. Now, take good care of it. Because, I wouldn't have anything happen to that to the world.

  Stannie Dum : I will.

  Ollie Dee : Good-bye.

  Stannie Dum : Good-bye.

  Dunker : Come on?

  Ollie Dee : All right.

  [Dunker takes him to the dunking chair] 

  Barnaby : Splendid!

  [cackling] 

• Old King Cole : Tom, my boy. You knew the penalty for pignapping. Why did you do it?

  Tom-Tom : But, I didn't do it. I don't even know what you're talking about.

  Old King Cole : How can you say that? In view of this evidence found in your house?

  [he points to the exhibits are violin, sausages and his hat] 

• Bo-Peep : You've got to listen to me, Your majesty. You've got to hear me. Tom-Tom knows nothing about this... The little pigs was a friends of ours. Why should he want to hurt them? The violin and hat were in the house that we got home... He's innocent, I'd tell you. Innocent!

  [she is crying] 

  Old King Cole : It is with deep regret that I have to enforce the law in our kingdom. Take him away.

  [Crowd booing, Two dunkers in black are try to unlock the footstocks, Barnaby laughs, takes Tom-Tom to Bogeyland] 

  Tom-Tom : I'd tell you, I didn't ! I'd tell you, I didn't! I didn't steal the pig! I didn't, I'd tell you!

  Bo-Peep : Tom-Tom... Tom-Tom! Tom-Tom!

  [Barnaby cackling] 

• Old King Cole : [reads the scroll]  Whereas: Ollie Dee and Stannie Dum have been found guilty of burglary, They will be ducked and thereafter exiled to Bogeyland forever.

• Old King Cole : Proceed with the ducking!