- Spanky Leonard: [Shortly after Spanky & Marshall Valiant go to a card playing room, for Spanky to complete his shoe shining mission, that he just started. Just as Spanky starts to continue his shoe-shining hobby that he had just started, Simmons dropped a Poker card, on purpose, to cheat] You dropped this card, mister.
- Simmons: That's not my card.
- Spanky Leonard: Oh, yes sir, I saw you drop it.
- Simmons: Oh, this will be a feather, in my hat, when the general learns, in my first encounter, I was victorious.
- Simmons: You little river rat. I'll teach you not to interfere with me.
- [Simmons sees a paintbrush, in Spanky's hand and it appears as if Spanky was about to try paint on his shoe! Therefore forcing Spanky and Buckwheat to dive off the ship, in fear of Simmons]
- [after Spanky and Buckwheat dove off the ship, complaining about being hungry, they see a children's birthday party taking place on the lawn of a Southern mansion]
- Buckwheat: The cake's on fire!
- Spanky Leonard: No, the cake ain't on fire. That's the candles burning. It's a birthday cake.
- Yankee soldier: [Vaughan, Marshal Valient's dog, just led Spanky to Marshall Valient] Friend or enemy?
- Spanky Leonard: Enemy. And I thank you, to leave me alone, when I'm on personal business.
- Yankee General: Just who is surrendering?
- Spanky Leonard: The Royal Protection of Women and Children Regiment Club of the World and Mississippi River.
- Yankee General: Oh, I refuse to accept your sword, son. You won a moral victory.
- Spanky Leonard: You mean, we don't have to surrender and still keep our fort?
- Yankee General: Exactly, you should all be commended for your bravery.
- Spanky Leonard, Alfalfa: Hooray!
- Spanky Leonard: [Vaughan, Marshall Valiant's dog, lightly grabbed Spanky's hand, leading Spanky to injured Marshal Valiant, lying down and Marshal does not respond to him] Mister Marsh.
- Alfalfa: Cover up, he's coming this way.
- Spanky Leonard: Who?
- [the Gang then quickly cover up, holding tree branches, to hide Louella, from Simmons]
- Spanky Leonard: [Also during this scene, Spanky walks, holding a stick, with a bonnet tied to the top & a feminine cape, on its frame, that appears as if Louella is walking alone and drew Simmons' attention and deceiving him, until Spanky walked under a low tree branch, that pulled the back cape off and Simmons saw Spanky. Spanky then quickly fled]
- [Marshall Valient and Louella did a light quick kiss, in haste]
- [after being told of his brothers losing their money, gambling, he & Spanky go to the room. Marshal investigates & Simmons offers a game, of one hand to win back the lost money. Spanky caught him trying to cheat]
- Marshall Valient: I might have beginners luck.
- Spanky Leonard: You can't shoot Capt. Marsh! You gotta do somethin' to help him!
- Lt. Johnson: I'm sorry, sonny, but, it's beyond my power to do anything. You'll have to get a higher authority than I am.
- Alfalfa: What's a higher authority?
- Spanky Leonard: Well, it's like you're second general and I'm first.
- [first lines]
- Buckwheat's Slavemaster: Where's Buckwheat?
- Slave: I don't know, boss.
- Buckwheat's Slavemaster: Buckwheat?
- Buckwheat: Here I is.
- Plantation Owner #1: I was up in Washington awhile back and to hear 'em talk you'd think we treated our slaves something awful.
- Plantation Owner #2: I'd like to see 'em find any discontented ones on my plantation!
- Plantation Owner #1: They couldn't do it. On mine either! Why, my slaves get better food and shelter than most white men.
- Plantation Owner #2: Its those runaways that cause all this war talk.
- Plantation Owner #1: Sure it is. Slaves have to be kept in tow. Every slave has to have a master.
- Plantation Owner #2: And any slave that doesn't have a master, ought to be shot.
- Plantation Owner #1: Shootin's too good for 'em. They ought to be hamstrung for a week, for instance. By the way, how about that last shipment of cotton?
- Buckwheat: Will you be my master?
- Spanky Leonard: I don't want to be your master. You wouldn't be any help to me. You're too small.
- Buckwheat: Oh, no I not.
- Spanky Leonard: Oh, yes, you are. Besides, bidness ain't so good.
- Buckwheat: I'm hungry.
- Spanky Leonard: You've been sayin' hungry ever since early this mornin'.
- Buckwheat: Well, I've been hungry ever since early this mornin'!
- Marshall Valient: What you mean is, if your friends go to war, you gotta go with 'em or else you won't have any friends. Is that it?
- Spanky Leonard: Well, that's what it looks like to me.
- Marshall Valient: Say, you know, Spanky, I hate to admit it, but, I think you're right. Things shouldn't be that way and there's no sense in rushing into trouble, but, you're absolutely right.
- Spanky Leonard: If you have any more troubles, Mr. Marsh, you come to me. I'll help you out 'em.
- Marshall Valient: [Sees Buckwheat hiding under the table] By the way, Spanky, weren't you asking me if I could use another slave?
- Spanky Leonard: Yes 'em, Mr. Marsh.
- Marshall Valient: Well, who is he?
- Spanky Leonard: A friend of mine.
- Marshall Valient: Is he big and strong?
- Spanky Leonard: Not so big. But, pretty strong.
- Marshall Valient: Could he shoe a horse?
- Spanky Leonard: No. But he could shoe a pony.
- Marshall Valient: How long do you think it would take you to get him here?
- Buckwheat: [pops out from under the table] Here I is!
- Marshall Valient: Well, that didn't take very long.
- Spanky Leonard: He's pretty fast!
- Spanky Leonard: I sure wish I could go with ya. I could shine your shoes and help carry your gun.
- Marshall Valient: Now, you haven't forgotten what I told you, have you?
- Spanky Leonard: Help... take care of the plantation, protect the women and children, especially Miss Louella. You sure like her a lot, don't you?
- Marshall Valient: I sure do.
- Spanky Leonard: But, what else am I supposed to do? Oh, yes! Make Buckwheat take his bath.
- Marshall Valient: Is that all?
- Spanky Leonard: And take mine too.
- Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!
- Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?
- Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!
- Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.
- Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?
- Buckwheat: I his slave.
- Spanky Leonard: First, we gotta find a secret place to have our meetings.
- Alfalfa: I've got jes' the place!
- Spanky Leonard: Sure it's secret enough?
- Alfalfa: It's so secret, maybe I can't find it myself.
- Spanky Leonard: [Final lines: hands raised, reciting the RPWCRCWMR oath] I promise.
- Yankee General: I promise.
- Spanky Leonard: To never tell no one, where this secret cave is at.
- Yankee General: To never tell no one where this secret cave is at.
- Marshall Valient: [Marshall Valiant swears in in two new Confederate members] Do you solemnly swear Allegiance to the Confederate States of America, and do you promise honor, uphold and defend their rights?
- [both say "I do!", in unison]