Back to the Woods (1937)

Murdock MacQuarrie: Judge

Quotes 

• Judge : Order! Order!

  Curly : Order? I'll take a ham sandwich!

  Judge : Hold thy tongue!

  Curly : Not tongue, ham!

• Judge : Ye are accused of doing battle with his Majesty's guards. What say ye to the charge?

  Larry : I can explain, judge. You see-eth, it was like this-eth...

  Judge : Guilty! I sentence ye to Newcape Prison for forty years! Ye to forty-five! Ye to fifty!

  Moe : Forty?

  Larry : Forty-five?

  Curly : Fifty? I got fifty. Fifty. Fifty, fifty, fifty, fifty, do I hear fifty-five, do I hear fifty five? Going once, twice, do I hear fifty-five? Who'll make it fifty-five?

  Judge : [breaks gavel]  I shall!

  Curly : Thank you. I... Woo!

  Judge : Fifty-five years for the lot of ye at hard labor!

  Prosecutor : But, your lordship, t'would cost the crown a pretty penny to feed yon wastrels for fifty-five years! Why not send them to our colonies in America to fight the redskin savage?

  Curly : Mmm, I just love corned beef and savage!

  Judge : Silence! I now sentence ye knaves to defend our colonists from the savages!

  Moe : Gadzooks! They'll scalp us alive!

  Curly : Not me! Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk!

• Prosecutor : Your Lordship, these rogues do lay claim to be kin to the three musketeers.

  Larry : One for all!

  Moe : All for one!

  Curly : Every man for himself!

  Judge : Silence, ye knaves!