Dizzy Doctors (1937)
Larry Fine: Larry
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Quotes
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Dr. Bright : Have you ever sold anything?
Larry : Have we ever SOLD anything!
Moe : Have we ever SOLD anything!
Curly : Have we?
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Moe : [in a hospital, in a room with a microphone connected to the loudspeaker, hits the three skulls to make a musical jingle then hits Curly on the head] Hello, everybody, we just brought the moon over the mountain.
Curly : Hello, Ma. Hello, Pa. It wasn't much of a fight. I stood like that. But not for long.
[Moe hits him on the head]
Moe : Quiet. This broadcast comes to you through the courtesy of Brighto and its six delicious flavors. Chocolate, vanilla, cranberry, strawberry...
Curly : And raspberry.
[Moe slaps him]
Curly : Ouch! It's still raspberry.
[sticks his tongue out, Moe hits him on the head]
Curly : Ow!
Moe : Now keep quiet or I'll sock you again.
Larry : Are you listening. V-v-v-voo. V-v-v-voo. V-v-v...
[Moe hits him with a backhand punch in the face]
Moe : Now, don't go away, gentlemen. We'll soon be with you.
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Larry : Could I sell you a bottle of this Brighto? I just found out it cleans Panama hats and furniture. Also, if you have a knickknack with a nick in it, we'll knock the nick out of the knickknack with Brighto.
[with his leg sticking through a hole in a fence, unbeknownst to him, a dog grabs him by the pant leg]
Larry : Dr. Bright said...
Policeman : [seeing him thump against the fence] What's the matter?
Larry : I think I got somethin'. Or something's got me.
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Moe : [escaping from Dr. Arms on a gurney after realizing they ruined his car's paint job] Give it gas, boys. Give it gas.
Larry : They're gainin' on us. More speed, more speed.
Curly : I got it wide open.
Moe : Well, open it wider.
Curly : I can't. I can't find the clutch.
[sound of him getting slapped]
Curly : Ohh!
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Moe : [on a gurney and colliding with a hospital patient in a wheelchair] What's the idea of going through a boulevard stop?
Larry : Look at our fender.
Curly : Soitenly. Where's your operator's license?
Moe : Why don't you say something?
Curly : [before he can speak] That's enough.
Moe : Just as I thought, drunk driving. Give him a ticket.
Larry : One-way or round-trip?
Moe : Make it a one-way round-trip...
[conking him on the forehead]
Moe : What do you want?