- Cheese Factory Propietor: Now I've an idea.
- Stan, Oliver: You've an idea?
- Cheese Factory Propietor: I'll buy the whole business for five thousand cool.
- Oliver: Why for you're being so generous, we'll throw in our mule.
- Stan: You can't do that, Ollie, don't be such a fool.
- Oliver: It's my idea!
- Cheese Factory Propietor: It's a splendid idea.
- Oliver: It's just an idea of my own.
- Cheese Factory Propietor, Stan, Oliver: It's just an idea. A splendid idea. It's just an idea of my own.
- [Stan harmonizes in a baritone voice]
- Victor Albert: [hearing crickets] The Cricket Song.
- Edward: Cricket Song. That's not bad, sir, not bad at all.
- Oliver: Well, this is your idea. Coming all the way from America to Switzerland to sell mousetraps. Whatever gave you that idea?
- Stan: Well, I thought there'd be more mice here than anywhere.
- Oliver: And just why should there be more mice here than anyplace else in the world?
- Stan: Well, don't they make more cheese here?
- Anna Albert: Why did you run away from me? And why the disguise?
- Victor Albert: This is not a disguise. This costume is to get me in the mood to write my greatest operetta.
- Anna Albert: In those fancy pants?
- Victor Albert: This are not fancy pants! These are Tyrollian trousers.
- Anna Albert: Oh, Victor. You are getting one of your spells. You'll be foaming at the mouth soon. And biting people!
- Victor Albert: Yes. And you're the first one that I am going to bite!
- Anna Albert: If you do, I'll bite you right back!
- Anna Albert: Do you like me?
- Chef: Like you? I love you! Ever since I've seen you in this hotel, my heart goes bumpy-bump!
- Anna Albert: You're so sweet.
- Oliver: Thank you.
- Anna Albert: And I've never thanked you helping me get into this hotel.
- Oliver: Well, it was a mere nothing combined with a terrific pleasure.
- Stan: You know what you ought to do? If you play your cards right, you've got her right in the palm of your hand.
- Oliver: Tell me some more, Stanley.
- Stan: There's nothing to tell. All you got to do is go and let her know.
- Oliver: But, you don't understand. This is my first love affair - and I don't know how.
- Stan: Say, why don't you do like the gay caviars used to do in the olden days.
- Oliver: The what?
- Stan: The caviars!
- Oliver: Caviars? What did they do?
- Stan: Well, when they were in love, they used to go by the light of the moon, and they used to serenade their lady fair.
- Oliver: But suppose she's in love with someone else?
- Stan: Faint heart, ne'er won, fair lady.
- Oliver: If you love me, Like I love you, I'd love you better, Than Irish stew. Boo-boo-be-doo!
- Anna Albert: Oh, your poetry's so very touching.
- Oliver: Thank you.
- Stan: Yeah, I wrote that, didn't I.
- Oliver: I wonder if you'd give me a - chance to take you to the Alpine Fest tomorrow?
- Anna Albert: The Alpine Fest?
- Stan: Yeah, it's gonna be a big holiday, isn't it?
- Oliver: Yeah! All the countryside gathers here for merrymaking. They'll be gypsy fortune telling, dancing and song.
- Victor Albert: [singing] I've seen the seven wonders of the world and yet, I can't get over the Alps...
- Victor Albert: [both singing] A Swiss Miss was shee-ing down a mountainside/ One day she went heeing and became my bride.
- Edward: And now she sits at Saint Moritz and waits for me.
- Victor Albert: But I can't get over...
- Edward: No, I can't get over...
- Victor Albert: No, I can't get over the Alps.
- Oliver: Ladies and gentlemen, with your kind permission, we will introduce, the greatest prima donna that ever trilled a cantata! Romany Rose!
- Anna Albert: [singing] If you should read, Within my eyes, But one desire, Could you say no to me...
- Victor Albert: Edward, go down and bring that gypsy up to my room.
- Edward: Yes, sir. Your room sir? You've never gone in for that sort of thing, sir. Oh, no, sir.
- Victor Albert: Tell her that I want to sign her to a contract.
- Edward: Well, if that's what you call it.
- Victor Albert: Now, hurry Edward. Hurry.