- Joe Lourik, alias Joe Harris: My old man got drunk once and locked me in a closet for three days. I've been a little nervous ever since. What do you take for that? Aspirin?
- Laura Benson: There's a nice old lady over there in a millinery shop. You won't even need a gun. Just show her your face, and she'll give you the whole store.
- Joe Lourik, alias Joe Harris: Were you ever locked in the closet when you were a kid?
- Paul Carver: No, my dad belonged to the hairbrush school.
- Superintendent: I'll see to it you never work for another cab company in this town.
- Joe Lourik, alias Joe Harris: Don't bother. I'll see to it.