Miracles for Sale (1939)

Robert Young: Michael Morgan

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• Dad Morgan : Who drew all those funny marks on the floor?

  Michael Morgan : Ghosts.

  Dad Morgan : What?

  Michael Morgan : Ghosts!

  Dad Morgan : Ooh... I thought you said "goats." Well, how comes that you don't know that Siberian dungeon trick, and Duvallo does? He can't be very smart - he was born in New York...

• Michael Morgan : You'd like my father. He thinks everybody in New York oughta' be shot - and he's dying to start the movement.

• Michael Morgan : Funny, but I've never been able towel out on a woman who's crying.

• Michael Morgan : Don't stay up too late.

  Dad Morgan : I'm not going to go to bed until I've straightened out your books. This morning a fella sent you a bill for lumber, and I think he added in his weight and his mother-in-law's blood pressure.

  Michael Morgan : Okay, Dad.

• Dad Morgan : How comes that you didn't know that Siberian dungeon trick and Duvallo does? He can't be very smart. He was born in New York.

  Michael Morgan : Ah, I practically invented that trick. It's based on the principal that in an unsolvable mystery, the real facts are just the opposite of what they seem.

  Dad Morgan : Well, I was a little confused before, but now that you explained it, I'm bewildered.

• Judy Barclay : I wish I didn't have to seem so ungrateful.

  Michael Morgan : Well, don't take all the blame. Nobody asked me to follow you..

• Michael Morgan : Well, whatta we do now? You don't want me to stay and you don't want me to go.

  Judy Barclay : I'm afraid there's nothing anybody can do.

  Michael Morgan : Can't I even punch somebody in the nose for you?