- Thomas 'Breezy' Elliott: Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I don't mean to hurt you all the time, honestly. I'm daffy about you. I want to marry you. I want you to quit this newspaper racket. Nobody ever reads your column anyway.
- Jane Morgan: Flossie out front does!
- Thomas 'Breezy' Elliott: Oh, so, Flossie reads it. That's 1 out of a circulation of 1,951,351. That makes you better than a million to one per cent and that's certainly a great record.
- Jane Morgan: Breezy, I know you think I'm one of the world's worst reporters.
- Thomas 'Breezy' Elliott: What do you mean, one of the worst?
- Jane Morgan: That settles it. Now, I will put it in my column and I'll make you eat that column word for word.
- Thomas 'Breezy' Elliott: With mustard?
- Jane Morgan: It'll be hot enough without it!
- J.W.: What's this story about Baronette employing young boys to watch his pinball machines? I've had 2,000 telephone calls from women, women's clubs, teachers and whatnot!
- Mickey Fallon: I hate this dame more than anybody else in the world for what she done to Joe and me. But, I gotta go wid her to get out, don't I? First chance I get, I kiss her off, see? So long, screwballs.