- Douglas 'Doug' Lamont: [on a prescribed treatment plan] Suppose I decide it isn't worth it?
- Dr. James 'Jimmy' Kildare: Well, then you face a gradual disintegration of the brain, probable insanity, and a wretched living death.
- Dr. Leonard Gillespie: It doesn't do a man any good to tell him he has an incurable disease. Eventually the divine power which put us all here manages to remove the fear of death and replaces it with a great understanding.
- Mike Ryan, Cafe Owner: I'll be glad when you two get married. All the good meals you're missing because you won't eat onions.
- Dr. Leonard Gillespie: Molly Byrd, a lady knocks before she enters the room.
- Molly Byrd: Oh, I'm no lady, I'm the superintendent of nurses.
- Sally, Hospital Receptionist: Of course I work in a hospital but I couldn't tell you anything about medicine. My uncle's been managing a monkey farm for two years and he still can't swing by his tail.
- Conover: Of course I work in a hospital but I couldn't tell you anything about medicine. My uncle's been managing a monkey farm for two years and he still can't swing by his tail.