- Narrator: February 14: St. Valentine's Day, the sweetheart's holiday.
- Little Girl: Hi, there, Tommy. Will you be my Valentine? Hmm? Will you? Huh? Will you?
- Tommy: Oh, my darling! This is so sudden! Oh, I don't know how you say it! But you're so tender, so lovable, your eyes are blue-lipped blooms! Mwah! Mwah! Mwah!
- Narrator: Hey, there! Just a minute. You're a little crossed up, aren't you? Don't you realize this is leap year?
- Little Girl: [impersonating Katharine Hepburn] Oh, my darling. This is so sudden. Really, it is. You're so sweet, so tender, so lovable.
- [to the audience]
- Little Girl: And this is so silly, don't you think?
- [kisses Tommy]
- George Washington's Father: [sees the cherry tree chopped down] George, my son, thou tell'st me the truth! As man to man, didest thou chopped down yon cherry tree? Didest thou?
- Young George Washington: Hmmm, couldst be...