- Tedding: Will you shut up!
- Gander: Shut up, sir, Very Good, sir...
- [gets a cup]
- Gander: If this be a natural thing, where do it come from? Where do it go...?
- [a book is thrown at him]
- Station Master: If this be a natural thing where do it come from, where do it go?
- Gander: When the train come tearing and a roaring through the station, with its whiskers blowing and it haunted steam up...
- Gander: [stepping out into the rain] It's a far far wetter thing I go to.
- Gander [telling a story]: [to parrot] I say, I wonder if I could teach you to talk. I wonder if you could say 'Heil Hitler.' Eh? No, not with a beak like that.
- Gander: [about a ghost story] As they were pushing the bodies in...
- Gander: [about the ghost of Ted Holmes after he trips up] That was his other leg
- Gander [telling a story]: Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle. I found out he'd been dead since Clapham Junction.
- Julia: The ghost train never comes back.
- Gander: Ted Holmes!
- Gander: You can't stay 'ere!