Rio Rita (1942)

Bud Abbott: 'Doc'

Quotes 

• 'Doc' : Did you ever go to school, stupid?

  'Wishy' : Yeah and I came out the same way.

• 'Wishy' : If I'm the one that gets killed, get twenty-five beautiful girls to walk around me.

  'Doc' : Why?

  'Wishy' : If I don't get up, then you know i'm dead.

• 'Wishy' : Answer the phone.

  'Doc' : It's not ringing.

  'Wishy' : Why wait to the last minute.

• 'Wishy' : I want to be like the Rangers when I die. I want to die with my boots on.

  'Doc' : Why?

  'Wishy' : I got holes in my socks.

• 'Doc' : [Wishy's stuck in a hotel laundry machine that's running]  Wishy, this is no time to take a bath!

  'Wishy' : [covered in suds and buffing with a towel]  I think it is!

  'Doc' : This is not Saturday night!