I Can Hardly Wait (1943)
Curly Howard: Curly
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Quotes
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Curly : Wait a minute, wait a minute! You said you were gonna divide everything up equally!
Moe : Oh, ungrateful, eh?
Curly : Yeah!
Moe : We get a half a slice of ham and a half an egg apiece. You get a whole bone and a whole eggshell, and you're squawkin'!
Curly : I'm sorry, fellas... gee, you guys are swell to me.
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Curly : [noticing the door knob hanging off his tooth] Oh!
[picks it up]
Curly : Look at that tooth! It's a whoppah! And look at that root! You know if I belonged to the Elks, I'd wear this on my watch-chain... if I had a watch-chain.
Moe : You pumpkin head! That's not your tooth, that's the door knob!
Curly : Oh... no wonder my tooth still hurts - -
[clutches his tooth in pain]
Curly : Ooh, my tooth!
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Curly : Oh my tooth, it feels like there's gremlins grembling in it!
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Patient : What did you do before you became a dentist?
Dr. Y. Tug : Why... uh... I-I was a butcher.
Curly : [with his hat flying up in shock] Nyaah-aaah-aaaah!
[grabs his hat and pulls it back down]
Patient : As far as I'm concerned, you're *still* one.
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Curly : [singing] She was bread in ol' Kentcky, but she's only a crumb up here. She's knock kneed and double-jointed with a cauliflower ear. Some day we shall be married, and if vegetables get to dear, I'll cut myself a nice big slice of her cauliflower ear! 'Cause that ain't Russian!