- [Katie Mallory makes a face at Alpha and she gasps]
- Mike Regan: Katie, behave yourself! Do you want her to think you're unintelligent?
- Katie Mallory: I have to watch my I.Q. when I'm around her?
- Alpha: Do you have a high intelligence quotient?
- Katie Mallory: No. I'm a middle grade moron.
- Alpha: What's that?
- Mike Regan: Oh, well, that's cough medicine.
- Alpha: Then why does it say Irish whiskey on the label?
- Mike Regan: Because I forgot you could read.
- Alpha: Oh. May I have some?
- Mike Regan: No! It makes you feel awful sick, sort of.
- Alpha: You know it's going to make you sick before you drink it, and you drink it anyway?
- Mike Regan: [sighs]
- Alpha: That isn't intelligent, Mr. Regan.
- Mike Regan: Okay, professor, you win this round.
- Mike Regan: Professor, in just about a minute you're going to get the first paddling of your life!
- Alpha: What's a paddling? Will I like it?
- [smiles coyly]