- [LS Hobson volunteers to go ashore on a dangerous mission]
- Lt. Freddie Taylor: [worried] You realize, Hobson, that if you're caught in a German uniform, then it *won't* just be a question being *taken prisoner*-!
- L / S. Hobson: There's nobody to cry for *me*, sir.
- Admiral: [Referring to Taylor's womanizing] By the way, wo are you seeing this leave? Your "Aunt Margaret" again?
- Lt. Freddie Taylor: [the admral chuckles knowingly and Taylor smiles] I can't risk it, sir. Her husband's on leave.
- [They both laugh as they walk in different directions]
- L / S. Hobson: [to a fish and chips shop owner] Hello, you old grease-spot; Still frying the same old *dogfish*?
- L / S. Hobson: [serving customers in a fish and chips shop] Fish is good for the brain...
- [looks at a woman customer]
- L / S. Hobson: *You* look as though you could do with an *extra* bit!
- Captain: [Last lines whie watching the arriving and departing submarines] One goes in, another one goes out, just like running a ruddy bus service.