The Big Noise (1944)

Stan Laurel: Stan

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• Stan : You know what?

  Oliver : What?

  Stan : I've got a clue. I think Mr. Hartley is just a bit cracked. Well, I ought to know.

  Oliver : All inventors are like that - they're eccentric. They're not like you and me.

• Oliver : What a beautiful picture.

  Alva P. Hartley : Yes, that cost a lot of money. It's a Vandyke.

  Stanley : A what?

  Alva P. Hartley : A Vandyke. You know what a Vandyke is.

  Stanley : Oh, yeah. My uncle had one, but he had to have it shaved off.

  Oliver : Shh!

  Stanley : What?

  Oliver : Vandyke was a painter, not a beard.

• [Stan and Ollie have been invited to dinner] 

  Oliver : I'm famished.

  Alva P. Hartley : We'll start with the turkey.

  [he uncovers a tray holding a number of pills] 

  Alva P. Hartley : Will you have light meat or dark?

  [Alva plunks some pills on the boys' plates] 

  Stanley : Could I have another joint?