- Throckmorton P. Gildersleeve: Women will back my campaign, because no one will point the accusing finger of scandal in my direction. Every woman knows that I've been the perfect gentleman in all... um, almost every woman knows that I've been... um... and in conclusion...
- Chauncey - Haley's Chauffeur: Leroy, you does present a strong argument. Go ahead, but hurry, or I'm going to be un-deputized.
- Leroy Forrester: Gee thanks, Chauncey. That's white of you.
- Chauncey - Haley's Chauffeur: Huh?
- Marjorie Forrester: Chauncey, aren't you in love with Birdie?
- Birdie - Gildersleeve's Housekeeper: 'Course he is! He proposes to me every time we've got a chicken in the icebox. Get out of the way you refrigerator Romeo!