- 'Handsome': [Referring to a famous singer Joe has told him he knows] So what did she do?
- Joe Fingers: She burned. She gave me a look that curled my hair, and she walked out,
- 'Handsome': I don't know. Fingers is either the biggest liar in the world, or the most important guy in show business.
- Chicago: You're not wondering which, are you?
- Florida: Man, he sure makes it sound good.
- Chicago: Listen, I've been around a lot of these phonies before. Here's a guy who gives out he can make a piano talk, who claims he knows all the people we ever saw in the movies or heard on the air. He's a lotta hooey.
- Chicago: My pin-up!
- 'Handsome': Brother - the gal Fingers invented!
- Chicago: Boy oh boy. Wait till we get those two face to face. I wouldn't miss this for Tojo's funeral!