- Gabby Whittaker: Jumpin' jackrabbits. What kind of jigity you call that?
- Marjorie Brooks: That's a ballet of wood nymphs.
- Gabby Whittaker: They ain't wearin' enough clothes to flag a handcar.
- Roy Rogers: Good morning Margie. Don't mind me calling you by you're name on this program, but would you mind stepping up here for a minute?
- [Margie hesitates, while her friends tell her to go ahead]
- Roy Rogers: Then I'll step down there.
- [Roy steps of the platform onto the sidewalk]
- Roy Rogers: Would you care to answer a few simple questions?
- Marjorie Brooks: Are you going to ask them?
- Roy Rogers: Only me.
- Marjorie Brooks: Then I'm sure they'll be 'simple'.
- [Crowd laughs]
- Roy Rogers: First question. As shopper would you condemn a can of corn beef if you've never heard of the brand before?
- Marjorie Brooks: Yes I would, if I found it was all corn and no beef.
- [Crowd laughs again]
- Roy Rogers: You see folks she's just as bright as she pretty. And what a smile she has. Just the sun breakin' over the mesa after a thunder squaw.
- Marjorie Brooks: Thank You.
- Roy Rogers: And with an answer like that, Margie, you're entitled to twelve ears of shiny golden corn, compliments of the Medley market.