- Ella Muggins: Regimental Sergeant-Major Henry Albert Muggins - ooooh the tales he could tell - he was the biggest liar in Camberwell!
- Millie: I do think it's a bit thick carrying your implements back and forth with you Mrs Muggins. Can't say it adds to people's respect for us either.
- Agnes: She's quite right Ella - there is no need to advertise that we're cleaning ladies.
- Ella Muggins: Stop it you two. To do my job properly I need the proper tools. In the second place, are you suggesting that we're doing work that we ought to be ashamed off? I'm proud of my profession, I am - that's why I'm right at the top: cleaning out the office of the head of the firm...