- Matt: If you were 30 years younger, I'd pull out every hair in your head.
- Cyclone Kenyon: When I was 30 years younger, my wife beat'cha to it!
- Dale Kenyon: I certainly hope I run into you again sometime.
- Roy Rogers: Thanks!
- Dale Kenyon: At 60 miles an hour!
- [Walk up to the jailbird wagon]
- Marshal: Climb in.
- Dale Kenyon: You mean ride in that!
- Marshal: Sure!
- Dale Kenyon: I won't do it!
- Roy Rogers: Then you'll have to run along behind.
- Dale Kenyon: Oh, my goodness! poor man! He stepped right in front of me! Well don't just stand there, get some water! Get a doctor, quick!
- Keno: Reckon we better find out who he is first. He may not be worth savin'.
- [Takes Roy's money out of his pocket]
- Keno: I'll take care of this till he comes to."
- Roy Rogers: No you don't! Shame on you picking an unconscious man's pocket.
- Dale Kenyon: The idea, pretending you were hurt.
- Roy Rogers: I thought it was a good idea.
- Dale Kenyon: Well, I hope you got bumped hard enough to look where you're going.
- Roy Rogers: Oh, but I'm afraid I've been bumped harder than you realize. May I, ah, have your name and address?
- Dale Kenyon: You may not!
- Roy Rogers: But I have an internal injury I'd like to come around and talk to you about.
- Dale Kenyon: You have a colossal nerve!
- Roy Rogers: Takes nerve in a competitive world. I'll bet I have a lot of competition. Unless you're married.
- Dale Kenyon: No... Yes, I am. I'm married and I have five children.
- Roy Rogers: But I heard you the first time.
- Dale Kenyon: Well I'm not interested in what you heard, nor in standing here talking to you, and furthermore...
- Marshal: Your under arrest!
- Dale Kenyon: ...your under arrest! What for?
- Marshal: For arguing in the street, that's against celebration rules.
- Cyclone Kenyon: This is my granddaughter, Betty Lou. This is Roy Rogers, the new cook. And his helper.
- [Betty Lou holds her hand up]
- Betty Lou Kenyon: How do you do Mr. Rogers?
- [Roy shakes her hand and then removes his hat]
- Roy Rogers: How do you do?
- [Oliver comes over from the sink]
- Cyclone Kenyon: This is her boyfriend, Oliver.
- Roy Rogers: Howdy.
- Oliver Griffith: Hi.
- Betty Lou Kenyon: Grandfather, please. Oliver is NOT my boyfriend. He's merely the little boy who lives on the next ranch.
- Oliver Griffith: Is that so? Well just for that, you can wash your own dishes! You were right Cyclone. Women, phooey!