- Col. Jefferson Calhoun: It's still a grand old place, must be at least 125 years old.
- Harry Hart: Oh come now, Colonel, it couldn't get this old in 125 years!
- Chiquita Hart: What a letdown. I think I'm going to be a Southern belle and I get sold down the river.
- Harry Hart: This place has everything!
- Blossom Hart: Sure. Just rap on the woodwork and the termites will come out and welcome you.