- Officer Mulligan: I'll be hovering over you like a hawk.
- Jane 'Pilky' Pilkington: I'm glad you didn't say buzzard.
- [at a press conference]
- Jane 'Pilky' Pilkington: That was a very intelligent question. Has anybody got any stupid ones?
- [the killer has invited the police to a club to witness Pilky's murder]
- Waldron: Good evening, Miss Pilkington. It's so nice to have you with us... for a while.