- Cass Timberlane: Safe!
- Virginia 'Jinny' Marshland: Are you sure?
- Cass Timberlane: Yes.
- Virginia 'Jinny' Marshland: I thought you were a friend.
- Cass Timberlane: An umpire has no friends.
- Cass Timberlane: [carrying a tray with three glasses] Three beers. Papa Beer, Mama Beer, and Baby Beer.
- Bradd Criley: [seeing the newlyweds off] Well, that leaves me the last of the bachelors.
- Dr. Roy Drover: Umhuh.
- Bradd Criley: You know, Roy, I ought to find a girl like that, and settle down.
- Dr. Roy Drover: Yes, I know. Marriage is always a picture like that. Other men's marriages.
- Bradd Criley: No, I really mean it.
- Dr. Roy Drover: You always mean it. That's your charm. But you never do it. That's your protection.