- Brad Dunham: I want a pack of American cigarettes.
- Hotel Cigar Stand Clerk: Sorry, but we're all out.
- Brad Dunham: How much are they when you're all out?
- Hotel Cigar Stand Clerk: Ten dollars.
- Brad Dunham: How do you know I haven't got a gun?
- Mme. Tamara Baranoff: Because your clothes fit you much too well.
- Brad Dunham: It's plain to see you haven't got a gun either.
- Marc Andrews: This is a lot worse than the old days of Prohibition. Not everybody drank, but everybody eats.
- Brad Dunham: Is anybody around here the umpire? Well, I can't say that I blame you. If it's all right with both sides, I'll call 'em as I see 'em.
- Chinese Boy: Thank you. We have the utmost confidence in your judgment as the arbitrator, sir.
- Brad Dunham: It's plain you didn't play in Brooklyn.