- Moe: [Larry accidentally takes a swig of the cleaning fluid he was using, and inadvertently spits it out on the back of Moe's head. Moe walks over and put his left hand on the side of Larry's head] Oh, a funny man.
- [slaps him with the right hand]
- Moe: What the matter with you?
- Larry: [as Moe walks away] What did I do?
- Terry 'Slipperyfinger' Hargan: [to Shemp] Alright, bub. Where's that piece of paper that was in my pants pocket?
- Shemp: You mean the one with the numbers on it?
- Terry 'Slipperyfinger' Hargan: That's it. That's it.
- Shemp: And the letters L-R-L-R-L-R-L?
- Terry 'Slipperyfinger' Hargan: Yes! Yes! Where is it?
- Shemp: [Quietly] I never saw it.
- Moe: Hey, fellas, listen to this letter. "Gentlemen..."
- Shemp: That ain't for us. We're not gentlemen.
- Moe: Speak for yourself.
- Shemp: [Moe flicks his nose] Ooh!
- Moe: "Gentlemen, this is to inform you that unless overdue payments for tailoring equipment are made within 24 hours, we will repossess said equipment. Balance now due, $321.86. Skin and Flint Finance Corporation; I. Fleecem, President."
- Larry: What can we do for you?
- Hargan's girlfriend: I'd like to have this dress dyed.
- Moe: What color?
- Hargan's girlfriend: Henna color.
- Shemp: You mean henna color at all?
- Hargan's girlfriend: No. H-E-N-N-A, henna. It's kind of a brown reddish.
- Shemp: I never ate a brown reddish.
- Moe: [laughing as one of Hargan's goons searches him] Cut it out. I'm ticklish!
- Hargan's Henchman: All right, come across with that paper.
- Moe: Oh, the paper?
- Hargan's Henchman: Yes, the paper.
- Moe: Why didn't you say so?
- [reaching into his pocket and removing his fist]
- Moe: There it is.
- [he slaps his fist and his arm swings around, hitting the good in the head; as he bends over, Moe kicks him headfirst into the pants presser]
- Moe: Hey, Larry! I got him!
- Hargan's girlfriend: [to Terry as he comes in] Hey, sugarplum, how are ya?
- Terry 'Slipperyfinger' Hargan: [Sarcastically, as he removes his trenchcoat showing he is not wearing his pants] Just dandy!
- [She laughs at this]