Are You with It? (1948)

Lew Parker: Goldie McGoldrick

Quotes 

• Milton Haskins : I'll just have to start at the bottom in something else.

  Goldie McGoldrick : Well, you came to the right guy, neighbor. You can't start any lower than you can with me.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Hey, wait a minute, junior. You ain't ruined yet. Everybody makes mistakes in this racket. We'll just have to find you a job where education ain't no handicap.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Don't tell me you can tap dance?

  Milton Haskins : Oh-oh, uh, certainly. Dancing is only a question of applied mathematics.

• Bunny La Fleur : OK, bird brain. Take your head out of the sand now.

  Goldie McGoldrick : Oh, hello, baby doll, I didn't see you.

  Bunny La Fleur : Nice to see you standing up.

  Goldie McGoldrick : Well, it's early yet.

  Bunny La Fleur : Where have you been? And I don't believe that either.

  Goldie McGoldrick : That takes care of that argument.

  Bunny La Fleur : Look at you. I've seen a better head on a glass of beer.

• Bunny La Fleur : Say, dreamboat, don't you have to go rinse out a few things, huh?

  Goldie McGoldrick : No, I'm wearing 'em.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Listen, brother. All women are two-faced. And with those two face they got two heads. And believe me, those two heads are always together in a conspiracy against us. Brother, I know.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Some living. From an actuary to an obituary in one day.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Did I ever show you my family album? Ah, yes, here it is. What a family. Good representative of the American pioneers. Why my ancestors go all the way back to Columbus. Except for two of them - they only go as far back as Toledo.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Oh, you don't know dames like I do. You gotta outsmart 'em. All you gotta do is let them think what you think they think you're thinking.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Neighbor, this wheel's gonna revolutionize larceny. Everybody wins. And it only costs 'em twice as much to win what they wouldn't pay half as much to buy. That clear to ya?

  Milton Haskins : Yes.

  Goldie McGoldrick : I wish you'd explain it to me.

• Goldie McGoldrick : That's the trouble with females of the opposite sex. They're too opposite.

• Goldie McGoldrick : [as Colonel Murgatroyd in chimpanzee skit]  Thank you, Dr. Livingston. Ladies and gentlemen, when I first found Bongo in the jungles of darkest Africa, he was just a little monkey. I raised him and taught him everything I know. Today, eminent psychologists credit him with the intelligence of a six-year-old child.

• Goldie McGoldrick : Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to a gimmick called a wheel of fortune. Not a game of chance - ya haven't got a chance. It's just a harmless bit of diversion.

• Barker : About time you came back. Where've you been?

  Goldie McGoldrick : Up at Hartford taking the cure.

  Barker : From drinkin'?

  Goldie McGoldrick : No, from layin' off. How's business?

  Barker : Murder. It's enough to drive a guy to drink.

  Goldie McGoldrick : You're telling me.