High Diving Hare (1949)

Mel Blanc: Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam, Telegram Boy

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Quotes 

• Yosemite Sam : Now, you dog-blasted, ornery, no-account, long-eared varmint!

  Bugs : Hey, just a minute, you! Dem's fightin' woids!

  Yosemite Sam : Yeah, dem's fightin' words!

  Bugs : I dash ya to step across dis line.

  [traces line along edge of diving board] 

  Yosemite Sam : I'm a-stepping.

  [Sam steps across line and falls off board; rises up] 

  Yosemite Sam : I hate you.

  [falls back down] 

• Yosemite Sam : [Sam realizes Bugs has placed a door on the diving board]  Open this door!

  [starts banging on the door] 

  Yosemite Sam : Ya notice I didn't say, "Richard"?

• [last lines] 

  Bugs : I know this defies the Law of Gravity, but, you see, I never studied law!

• Yosemite Sam : I paid my four bits to see the high-diving act and I'm a-gonna see the high-diving act.

• Yosemite Sam : [on the diving board, Sam notices that Bugs has disappeared]  What... Where is he? Where's the critter at?

  [he looks over the edge to see Bugs standing upside-down on the underside of the board] 

  Bugs : Eh... What's up, doc?

  Yosemite Sam : [flabbergasted]  *Great horny toads!* What're you doin' down there upside-downy?

  Bugs : I'm not upside down, doc; *you* are! Look!

  [He points, revealing that Sam is actually the one upside-down. Sam falls into the water tank below] 

• Bugs : [Bouncing on the diving board on the asterisked words]  *One* for the money, *two* for the show, *three* to get ready, and *four* to *GO*!

  [the final bounce was hard enough to bounce Sam up and over him down to the tank] 

  Bugs : [as he goes]  Bon-voy-agee.