Often an Orphan (1949)

Mel Blanc: Porky, Charlie Dog, Charlie Dog's Master, Various Other Dogs

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Quotes 

• Charlie Dog : All my life, I've dreamed the day I could live in the country. I'm not strong! I need lots of fresh air, and milk, and cream...

  [Coughs] 

  Charlie Dog : and fresh leafy vegetables!

  [Sobs] 

  Porky : B-but I -

  Charlie Dog : Good, clean, wholesome farm living!

  [Sobs] 

  Porky : B-but I -

  Charlie Dog : And now -

  [Sniffs] 

  Charlie Dog : Now that I got a chance to regain my health... and you want to send me back to the city!

  Charlie Dog : THE CITY. I can see it all now. It's high towers, cold, tall, ominous, closin' down on ya, from every side till ya can't breathe! Closer! Closer!

  [Begins to choke] 

  Charlie Dog : Can't breathe...

  Charlie Dog : The traffic! Ya can't think! BEE-BEEP! BEE-BEEP! Watch out for that truck! HONK HONK! Look out for that taxi! BOING! BEE-BEEP! AWOOGAH! HONK HONK, BEE-BEEP, oh...!

  Charlie Dog : Hark, what's that? Look, it's the towers! THEY'RE FALLING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

  [collapses onto ground] 

• [Porky doubts Charlie is a Labrador retriever] 

  Charlie Dog : If you doubt my word, get me a labrador and I'll retrieve it for you. That sounds fair, doesn't it?

  Porky : A labrador? Why, sure, I, I...

  Charlie Dog : Have ya got a labrador?

  Porky : N-no.

  Charlie Dog : Know where ya can get a labrador?

  Porky : N-no.

  Charlie Dog : Then shut up!