- Frederick Albert 'Fred' Cowan: You can't push English people around like sacks of potatoes.
- Jim Garland: English?
- Connie Pemberton: Don't you come that stuff, Jim Garland! We always were English, and we'll always be Englsh, and it's just because we are English that we're sticking up for our rights to be Burgundians!
- Charlie Randall: [being forcefed a sweet] I don't want a sweet.
- Edie Randall: You'll have a sweet and like it.
- Professor Hatton-Jones: Forgive me - are you a bleeder? When you cut yourself, do you bleed interminably?