You Bet Your Life (1950–1961)

Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez: Contestant

Quotes 

• Groucho : If we got together as an act, what would it be called?

  Contestant : It would be Gonzales-Gonzales and Marx.

  Groucho : [to audience]  Do you believe that? Two men in the act, and I get third billing!

• Groucho : May I kiss your wife?

  Contestant : That would have to be over my dead body.

  Groucho : Have it your way. Fenneman, get the gun!

• Contestant : [Groucho has just asked a question]  Well, I believe in doing it the old-fashioned way.

  Groucho : [Groucho looks down and smiles. The audience begins to giggle. Groucho then looks up]  You know I must have some reputation. There isn't anything anyone can say on this stage that won't evoke some kind of a dirty laugh from the audience...

  [trying to keep from laughing] 

  Groucho : What do you mean, 'the old fashioned-way'?

  [loses all seriousness, doubles over laughing]