- Daffy Duck: Say, what's going on around here? What's the big idea?
- Rocky: All right, duck. Make with the golden egg.
- Daffy Duck: Egg, schmegg. I can't lay no egg.
- [the gangsters aim their guns at Daffy]
- Rocky: I said lay an egg, duck.
- Daffy Duck: Oh, he-he. I can't lay no egg just anywhere. I'm an artist. I've got to have atmosphere. Beautiful surroundings.
- Rocky: Yeah? Okay, boys. Make with the atmosphere.
- [last lines]
- Rocky: No egg?
- Daffy Duck: Gulp!... Uh-uh.
- Rocky: So long, pal.
- [Aims his gun at Daffy's head and fires; Daffy ducks just in time, but the shock makes him lay a golden egg]
- Daffy Duck: Huh? That just goes to show ya. You never know what you can do 'till... 'till you got a gun against your head. Well, Toodle-oo. See you around.
- [Starts to leave, but Rocky stops him]
- Rocky: Just a minute, duck.
- [Points to a room full of egg cartons]
- Rocky: Fill 'em up.
- Daffy Duck: Oh, my aching back!
- [Faints]
- Porky Pig: J-j-jumping Juniper! A golden egg! T-twenty-four karat solid gold! I'm rich! I'm rich! W-who's resp-p-ponsib-b-... who's responsib-b-b... who did this?
- Goose: I know who it was. It was me. But I'm no fool. I know what happened to the goose that laid the golden egg.
- [Makes throat-slashing sound]
- Porky Pig: W-w-well, come on now. Don't be bashful. Who did it?
- Goose: I know who did it. He did it.
- [Points at Daffy; the chickens lift Daffy over their shoulders, cheering]
- Daffy Duck: Okay, so I laid an egg.
- Daffy Duck: [after being blown out of the pool] It was ghastly. The deck just seemed to lift up under my feet. Then I was in the water. Black, oily water! I struggled!