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- Smiley Burnette: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ringeye, whoa! Howdy, gentlemen. I'm Smiley Burnette, the eyeglass king, internationally known for Burnette's Better Bifocals. I'm a spec specialist, an eyeball mechanic and a sight doc. What can I do for you gentlemen?
- Pop Rockland: You can hand over your money.
- Smiley Burnette: I can hand over m... money? Money? Say, you do need eyeglasses.