A Christmas Carol (1951)

Noel Howlett: First Collector

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• First Collector : At this festive time of year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute.

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Are there no prisons?

  First Collector : Plenty of prisons.

  Ebenezer Scrooge : And the union workhouses - are they still in operation?

  First Collector : They are. I wish I could say they were not.

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Oh, from what you said at first I was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. I'm very glad to hear it.

  First Collector : I don't think you quite understand us, sir. A few of us are endeavoring to buy the poor some meat and drink, and means of warmth.

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Why?

  First Collector : Because it is at Christmastime that want is most keenly felt, and abundance rejoices. Now what can I put you down for?

  Ebenezer Scrooge : Huh! Nothing!

  Second Collector : You wish to be anonymous?

  Ebenezer Scrooge : [firmly, but calmly]  I wish to be left alone. Since you ask me what I wish sir, that is my answer. I help to support the establishments I have named; those who are badly off must go there.

  First Collector : Many can't go there.

  Second Collector : And some would rather die.